I Love...

Well my friends, Valentines Day is upon us. Pardon me while I puke. Nah, I’ll just dry heave a bit. Last time I puked I peed on myself and I don’t want to have to clean up both ends right now so a good, deep, dry heave will suffice.

In honor of the day of luuuuuuuuve I’m give you this…one of my favorite childhood songs. I actually have this song on my mp3 player. Ruv it!!!

I Love by Tom T. Hall

I love little baby ducks,
old pick-up trucks,
slow-moving trains,
and rain.I love little country streams,
sleep without dreams,
sunday school in may,

and hay.
And I love you too

I love leaves in the wind,
pictures of my friends,
birds in the world,
and squirrels.I love coffee in a cup,
little fuzzy pups,
bourbon in a glass,
and grass
And I love you too.

I love honest open smiles,
kisses from a child,
tomatoes on the vine,
and onions.I love winners when they cry,
losers when they try,
music when it's good,
and life.

And I love you too.


Now for the Single Gal’s version. This one I do not have on my mp3 player. Maybe someday…

I love my new Roku,
a nice relaxing poo,
Glad Press & Seal,
And Kahlua Cream.
I love Cherry Coke Zero
a light menstrual flow,
my own curly locks,
and aloe-infused socks.
And I love you too.
I love Sirius Radio,
My best friend’s bent halo,
Yankee Candle scents,
and Facebook.
I love chocolate Klondike bars,
my Verizon DVR,
clinical-strength deodorant,
and sweatpants.
And I love you too.
I love TV Food Network,
Steve Martin in the Jerk,
single stream recycling,
and my Nook.
I love peanut butter pie,
flirtin’ with a guy,
4-inch whorish heels,
and “happy pills”.

And I love you too.

Have V Day everyone!!!!!!

Chick out...