I'm not dead nor have I been kidnapped....

I swear I'll be back soon!!! First we had Christmas then I rang in the new year with a damned cold that I'm still battling. I either haven't had time to post or I just haven't felt like it. On top of that it's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey here in Maryland so I'm just overall pretty miserable.

Here is a little something to tide you over until I fully shake the drunkeness brought on by shots of Nyquil and emerge from my cocoon (otherwise known as a slanket)....

Never...ever leave me alone with a pair of wax lips!!!!!

Chick out...